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I've decided to skip the depression and go straight to the nervous breakdown!

"Ned's a lot more fun to live with since he stopped believing ANYTHING he sees on the internet."

"The overthinker"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Uptight End"

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Dreams I have had...

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"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

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"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

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'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

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'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'