Well-being Promoter Pillows

Let Go Once in a While

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Vaccines vs Variants

"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older."

recycling

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"So has this obsession about your weight ever led to thoughts of suicide?"

Try not to worry.

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

Personal Cheerleader.

Optimism is extremely contagious.

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

'I'm no good at push ups.'

"I just saw myself in the mirror naked and I look like hell. How about a nice compliment to lift my spirits."

Saline Dion.

'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'

Vaccination Joy

'If you could get your weight to just shift a tad bit lower you'd be all set.'

Give and Take.

Recycling.

"I'm a weight-loss motivator. I tell people that if they don't eat right and exercise, they will look like me."

"And our top of the range model is uniquely fuelled by hydro electricity sourced from the clearest glacier melt water filtered through recycled muslin face masks."

Amazing new parenting methods...No. 94, preventing obesity.