Mental Well-being Supporter Pillows

'Pete! Don't do anything stupid! Karl! Think of your children! Ronny! What are you waiting for?!'

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Dreams I have had...

You are what you eat!

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

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'So ... what makes you uptick?'

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

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"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

"Now that I've acquired consciousness, I feel very self-conscious."

"... and how did it make you feel when he waved that red cape in front of you?"