Mental Well-being Supporter Pillows

'Pete! Don't do anything stupid! Karl! Think of your children! Ronny! What are you waiting for?!'

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

Dreams I have had...

You are what you eat!

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

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"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Automatic Reply: Thank you for your email. I will be emotionally unavailable until further notice.

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'