Mental Health Supporter Pillows

"Protect your family, protect your yard, and stop obsessing about port security."

'I can't stop thinking about that movie I saw last night...'

'Ralph,you've got to relax.'

"I'm having an energy crisis."

"I just don't think I can stand it anymore!"

'Low Noon'

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

"So, how long does it take to reupholster a couch?"

Saline Dion.

Goodbye this Cruel World

God Loves Those Who Love Themselves

Two beggars with signs: 'Physically Crippled' & 'Emotionally Crippled'

'Low self-esteem is not good, but in your case fully understandable. . .'

'Stop blaming everything on the melting polar ice caps and let's look at your own 'bi polar' problem.'

This isn't funny anymore...

'Amy and I got engaged this weekend, Peel.' - 'Engaged Wow' - 'Sorry to leave you stuck in your own pit of despair...' - 'It's okay, Peter.' - 'It's more of a 'cave' than a pit, really...'

"Honestly, ever since I withdrew from the world and submerged myself in videos of round animals, I've been feeling so much better!"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"To Sarah and her anxiety! Together forever!"

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

America, are we learning anything?

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'