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I've decided to skip the depression and go straight to the nervous breakdown!

"Ned's a lot more fun to live with since he stopped believing ANYTHING he sees on the internet."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"The overthinker"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Uptight End"

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Dreams I have had...

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

DNA Analysis.

You are what you eat!

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

Mental Health System Breakdown

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

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'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

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"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'