Mental Presence Gifts

Here but not in...

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"Maybe this isn't the right heartless monolithic corporation for you."

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Yogi back in 5.

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

Analyst and patient

"Tell me more about the voices in your neck."

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

"Let it out. Let it all out."

'I'm trying to work on Mr. Findlay's self-esteem, Miss Oglethorpe — stop giggling in there!'

"Therapist: Six couches no waiting"