Mental Health Break Gifts

"My work paid for this session and I really needed the rest."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

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"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Stress Clinic: 'Stepped out to smell the roses.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Mental health

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

"Now, now, now, it can't be THAT bad."

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

Shaun got away from it all, freaked-out, and realized he was happier surrounded by it!

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

'You need to unwind.'

"Decaf, Sid?"

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.'

Employee Break Room: Eat, drink, but don't you dare be merry!

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

Bill Oddie