Mental Health Break Gifts

"My work paid for this session and I really needed the rest."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

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Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Stress Clinic: 'Stepped out to smell the roses.'

Mental health

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"Now, now, now, it can't be THAT bad."

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

Shaun got away from it all, freaked-out, and realized he was happier surrounded by it!

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.'

Employee Break Room: Eat, drink, but don't you dare be merry!

'You need to unwind.'

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

"They all remind me of cloud computing. I really need a mental health day."