Mental Health Day Gifts

Mental health

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

They hated me.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

America, are we learning anything?

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Surfing the daily stress

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."