Mensa Members Pillows

'Mensa smoking club'

No Elgar!

Orchestra.

Taking a peek at the audience

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Occupational Hazards.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Violin family at Christmas

Team Flute

Team Cello

Pianist carrying his instrument.

'Fancy a swift half?'

No Bruch!

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

Violinist.

'...and on Bass...'

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

'Yup, cannon in D.'

"The guy's a natural!"

Remote work

Musical Note Nail

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

Over Zealous French Horn Player

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

String Quartet

Brass Band