Menorah Enthusiast Gifts

Fire Marshall Chanukah

'Yes, all at once!'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Moses as a child.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

'Think Basics.'

'There seems to be no end to his talent.'

Moses Parting the Red Tea

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

Pet Hanukkah

"How come people die in alphabetical order...?"

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

"I've suffered from O.C.D. myself. You should really call it C.D.O. keep all the letters in alphabetical order."

Safer Torah

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

"Still not sure why Moses wanted a flint knife, or what exactly circumcision is..."

Ismail Haniya

'Can we line up some other way for once? Aardvark is getting really conceited.'