Men's Fashion Gifts

"Oh no I forgot to grow a beard."

"It's linen. It's supposed to wrinkle."

"That one goes particularly well with you tie."

Why Not?

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Men's sweatshirts & women's glowshirts.

'Larry, that tie is not your friend.'

Whiskerandos.

Those days. these days

Shaving off your Beard

"Lose the sailor hat."

"Absolutely not!"

"I think I prefer not to have the cuffs show that much."

I Hate My Hat Magazine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sloaney Pony.

Demure lady with gloves

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'