Men's Clothing Gifts

"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."

wattle covers

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

'HAHAHAHAHA! The 'V-Neck', like that fashion trend is ever going to catch on!'

"I like you in a tie."

"Of course, it's near priceless in style dollars."

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'She's so put together!'

Men's business romper.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Cat Tie

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Absolutely not!"

New Suit.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

At the suit makers

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"