Men's Clothing Gifts

"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."

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Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

'HAHAHAHAHA! The 'V-Neck', like that fashion trend is ever going to catch on!'

"I like you in a tie."

"Of course, it's near priceless in style dollars."

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is daring, but I like it."

Men's business romper.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Cat Tie

"Absolutely not!"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

New Suit.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

At the suit makers

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.