Men's Fashion Mugs

"Oh no I forgot to grow a beard."

"It's linen. It's supposed to wrinkle."

"That one goes particularly well with you tie."

Why Not?

"Somewhere in the world, there is a designer of fine men's suits who just shuddered in horror."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Men's sweatshirts & women's glowshirts.

'Larry, that tie is not your friend.'

Whiskerandos.

Those days. these days

Shaving off your Beard

"Lose the sailor hat."

"The best power suits, of course, are by Hugo boss."

"Absolutely not!"

"I think I prefer not to have the cuffs show that much."

I Hate My Hat Magazine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Sloaney Pony.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Demure lady with gloves

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.