Memory Challenges Sympathizer Gifts

"Don't worry if you can't remember where the drum is, grandad. I think your internal memory is full."

'I've got it written down...'

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

"Yes, I do treat patients with memory loss, but I insist that they pay in advance."

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

'This may be a job for AmnesiaMan!'

'Hi, name and birthday, please!'

'Throw me the thing! That thing with leaves that hangs from the trees! You know! The Tarzan swing thing!'

"It's father, doctor, he's creaking badly."

'Don't distract me now: I have only a few seconds to text myself a reminder before I forget...'

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

Mayakovskiy V.V.

"We must do something about this memory loss, Richard."

Black and white version "Never forget a face, same telephone wire, Hitchcock film, what was it called?

'Remember me?'

'... so I put the combination in the safest place I could think of.'

"We are currently experiencing an unusually high volume of calls and all our advisers are busy..."

Amnesiacs Anonymous.

'Right, right, you get 3 wishes. Listen, you try being submerged in a $5 merlot for 4 years and see how good your memory is.'

'You're not paying attention' - 'Yes, I am!' - 'Okay, what colour was my jumper in the last picture?' - 'Err, white.' - 'Not even close... maybe I should start again, eh?' - 'No! No! Please! No!'

'Another meeting. Another assessment. Is this deja vu or what?' 'Beats me. I can't remember things long enough anymore to have deja vu.'

"The kids have sent us an app that reminds you what you were thinking twenty minutes ago."

'Password, password - come on memory!'

Age Cards.

'I got a bouquet of forget-me-nots from what's-his-name.'

Lawyers - Witness asked to recall in detail his actions of a year ago