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"Don't worry if you can't remember where the drum is, grandad. I think your internal memory is full."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

'I've got it written down...'

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"Yes, I do treat patients with memory loss, but I insist that they pay in advance."

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

Why Elephants Never Forget.

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

When my memory was good, I could copy them word for word. These days, I'm lucky if I can paraphrase.

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

'This may be a job for AmnesiaMan!'

'Hi, name and birthday, please!'

'Throw me the thing! That thing with leaves that hangs from the trees! You know! The Tarzan swing thing!'

Mayakovskiy V.V.

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

'Don't distract me now: I have only a few seconds to text myself a reminder before I forget...'

Black and white version "Never forget a face, same telephone wire, Hitchcock film, what was it called?

"We must do something about this memory loss, Richard."

"It's father, doctor, he's creaking badly."

'... so I put the combination in the safest place I could think of.'

'Remember me?'

'You're not paying attention' - 'Yes, I am!' - 'Okay, what colour was my jumper in the last picture?' - 'Err, white.' - 'Not even close... maybe I should start again, eh?' - 'No! No! Please! No!'

'Another meeting. Another assessment. Is this deja vu or what?' 'Beats me. I can't remember things long enough anymore to have deja vu.'

'Right, right, you get 3 wishes. Listen, you try being submerged in a $5 merlot for 4 years and see how good your memory is.'

Amnesiacs Anonymous.

"We are currently experiencing an unusually high volume of calls and all our advisers are busy..."

"The kids have sent us an app that reminds you what you were thinking twenty minutes ago."

'Password, password - come on memory!'

Age Cards.

Lawyers - Witness asked to recall in detail his actions of a year ago