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"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'I've got it written down...'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

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'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'Me, I'm here for perjury: I said I couldn't remember while under oath...'

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

"Yes, I do treat patients with memory loss, but I insist that they pay in advance."

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

I'll bet with age would come wisdom, if only we would remember a @#%* thing.

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

"Forget-me-nots! Wait. Didn't I get these last week? Who gave these to me? Wait. Why did I come in here?"

A Classic Goldfish Game.

Why Elephants Never Forget.

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

"He's got a photographic memory."

'This may be a job for AmnesiaMan!'

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

Memories/New Experiences

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

Kid coming home from school to parent: 'I couldn't remember my locker combination, so I got a tattoo.'

'Throw me the thing! That thing with leaves that hangs from the trees! You know! The Tarzan swing thing!'

'I can forgive but I can't forget!'

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'