Memento Mori Appreciator Gifts

'Can you hear me now?'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"Will follow you on social media for food."

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

FAQs.

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

'I am becoming a jerk. Get a memo to all departments.'

'Memo to the wife...'

Bear Office Worker

An old shoe in every bag!

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

I always frame yours, J.B.

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

Internet Addict Anonymous

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

"YOLO."

'The first commandment is: Thou shalt not shoot the messenger.'

Maradona memorial.

"It's so refreshing to find a guy who wants you for your brain."

Toilet paper calendar

"We saved all your old diapers."

"LMAO."