Meme Mogul Gifts

The Biggest Loser

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Dog eat dog.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Newspaper suicide.

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Greed.

Counting my Bonus...

'You've been killing files again.'

Savory Types

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

The Personal ATM