Internet Mogul Gifts

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

Jeff Bezos

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Make a lot of money."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

Lemonade Inc.

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'Dog eat dog.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Newspaper suicide.

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Greed.

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Counting my Bonus...

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

The Personal ATM