Meme Makers Almanac Pillows

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

Polly txt speak

Moses separating his Laundry.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Bigfoot"

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Moo Out Loud

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Sistine Selfie

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

Pavlov's Cat

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

American Gothic Selfie

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

Dinosaur Group Think