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The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Elusive Shadow.

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

Meet The Ghostwriter

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

Lover

Moby the Private Dick.

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

"Now, those pills you just took may produce some visual side effects."

The Butlers Ball.

The Da Vinci Code Bookstore.

Clowns of the Baskervilles

A Ghost

'Side effects? You have to worry about side effects?'

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

"Oh, yes—do come in!"

"I'm curious. Who did murder me?"