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The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Elusive Shadow.

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'Amazing, Holmes! That's the eighth time in a row you've gotten the 'dud'!'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

Meet The Ghostwriter

Moby the Private Dick.

Lover

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

'We know the elephant died when he jumped off the roof. But the other guy? It's a mystery.'

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

"Now, those pills you just took may produce some visual side effects."

The Butlers Ball.

"Oh, yes—do come in!"

A Ghost

The Da Vinci Code Bookstore.

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

Clowns of the Baskervilles

Potato killed husband and made potato chips.