Melted Treat Aficionado T-Shirts

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

You're the puff in my pastry!

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Tzatzikicicle

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Two boys eating ice cream

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

Gracie is hired by the paletero to create signs directing children to his cart.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

"It's a dessert island...!"

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

"I once dropped my cousin on a hotplate, just to watch him melt."

What do you wish for next year?

"Salt lick lollipops! Thanks Mum!"

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'

Advent fridge

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

Bear sucks maple sugar from tree.

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

Dessert Island Milkshake.

'Cheer-up, buddy! I'll just betcha after bankruptcy and restructuring, your iconic snack cake will be back in that vending machine.'

Welsh Cakes

Sandwiches

"This is much cheaper than liposuction."

'I feel smaller already.'