Melted Treat Aficionado T-Shirts

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

You're the puff in my pastry!

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Tzatzikicicle

Two boys eating ice cream

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

Gracie is hired by the paletero to create signs directing children to his cart.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

"It's a dessert island...!"

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

What do you wish for next year?

"I once dropped my cousin on a hotplate, just to watch him melt."

"Salt lick lollipops! Thanks Mum!"

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

Advent fridge

Bear sucks maple sugar from tree.

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

Dessert Island Milkshake.

'Cheer-up, buddy! I'll just betcha after bankruptcy and restructuring, your iconic snack cake will be back in that vending machine.'

Welsh Cakes

It was almost called 'Jerry Bens' until the famous eat-off of '78,

Sandwiches

"This is much cheaper than liposuction."