Melon Ball Muncher Gifts

'Not sport. It's an old 'spork' injury. I jabbed myself eating mellon balls.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Ball as water-melon.

'What are you eating now?'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Aliens watch the earth explode

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

The Directors Gut.

Barry Norman

'What do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?'

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

Gamers

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

The Sacrificial Peep

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

"With the pretzels I recommend a hearty burgundy, with the goldfish a blanc de blancs."

"The good thing about eating a melon is that you wash your face at the same time!"

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

'Dude, seriously...Turn down the A.C.'

Harper takes steps to ensure Canada's arctic sovereignty.

Dragon toasts marshmallows

Paddy Macaroon.

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'

Red Letter Days - The Lover of Melons

"You've got to try some of this heirloom watermelon. It's full of seeds."

Fruit store

'Son, that was just a white lie to get you to come with me ... They don't really hand out 3-D glasses at the ballpark.'

'He has my Mom's eyes and my Dad's nose, and yesterday he ate MY crayons!'

Breaking Bad Wind

Zombies eat brains, eh? Some TV shows do, too.

'I don't mind pigging out as long as it's not on empty calories.'