Melon Ball Muncher Gifts

'Not sport. It's an old 'spork' injury. I jabbed myself eating mellon balls.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Ball as water-melon.

'What are you eating now?'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

Aliens watch the earth explode

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

The Directors Gut.

'What do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?'

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

Gamers

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

The Sacrificial Peep

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

Dragon toasts marshmallows

"The good thing about eating a melon is that you wash your face at the same time!"

"With the pretzels I recommend a hearty burgundy, with the goldfish a blanc de blancs."

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

'Dude, seriously...Turn down the A.C.'

Harper takes steps to ensure Canada's arctic sovereignty.

Red Letter Days - The Lover of Melons

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'

"You've got to try some of this heirloom watermelon. It's full of seeds."

'Son, that was just a white lie to get you to come with me ... They don't really hand out 3-D glasses at the ballpark.'

Fruit store

"Mind if I change melons?"

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

Cat TV

Breaking Bad Wind