Melancholic Melon Muncher Gifts

"The good thing about eating a melon is that you wash your face at the same time!"

Pastorius wonders why.

Ball as water-melon.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)

Lord Byron

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'What do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?'

Babies who Lunch.

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'Can't you squeeze me in?'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

"I asked Bill to accompany this presentation with something in a haunting minor key."

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

The Sacrificial Peep

"Cemetery Pie"

Meditation Munchies

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

'I'd like the low-cal enchiladas, the low-sodium corn chips, and the diet margarita.'

Dragon toasts marshmallows

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

"So … ribs for lunch?"