Melancholic Melon Muncher Mugs

"The good thing about eating a melon is that you wash your face at the same time!"

Pastorius wonders why.

Ball as water-melon.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

Lord Byron

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

'What do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Babies who Lunch.

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'Can't you squeeze me in?'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

"Cemetery Pie"

"I asked Bill to accompany this presentation with something in a haunting minor key."

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

The Sacrificial Peep

Meditation Munchies

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

Dragon toasts marshmallows

Just go ahead and draw - I can't hit the broad side of a barn lately. Naw, I ain't really in the mood today. Low Noon.

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

"So … ribs for lunch?"

'I'd like the low-cal enchiladas, the low-sodium corn chips, and the diet margarita.'

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

Actually, it's healthier to eat smaller meals more often throughout the day.