Macaron Muncher Mugs

Paddy Macaroon.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

A Macaroni in 1772

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Full English Breakfast.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

Alphabet soup

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Munch Master.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"Cemetery Pie"

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

'Our macaroni is being recalled. Well, we still have the cheese.' - 'Our cheese is being recalled? Well, we still have the macaroni.'

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

"You asked for runny!"

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

Yes, "just" cheese. You can't have it with macaroni every time.

Bakery. I'm trying to lose weight by eating carrot bran muffins. Ah, the fiber-optic diet!

'Marathon...? what Marathon...!'

'He has my Mom's eyes and my Dad's nose, and yesterday he ate MY crayons!'

"I don't care what's first, the chicken or the egg, fetch me some breakfast!"