Melancholy Admirer Mugs

Stephanie waved goodbye, already forlorn.

"I used to be miserable. I was happy then."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Love

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

Lord Byron

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

'I hate my life.

Grim's Fairytales

No Right Turn (monster)

"Half-full. Those were the days."

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

Meet the Artist

Books: Success stories & Sob stories.

"I asked Bill to accompany this presentation with something in a haunting minor key."

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

Tears

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

"Fall makes him sad."

Picasso's Blues Period

Items from the Fall 2018 Melancholia Catalogue.

Bored couple.