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"I once loved a parade."

Secretly, I've always wished I could sing.

Robert Alexander Schumann.

He kept up his guitar practise...

Concert Pianist.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Rainbow Quartet

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Romantic Duet

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

First Piano Lesson

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'I'd rather be playing football.'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"