Melody Dreamer Mugs

"I once loved a parade."

Robert Alexander Schumann.

He kept up his guitar practise...

Concert Pianist.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Rainbow Quartet

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Romantic Duet

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

First Piano Lesson

'I'd rather be playing football.'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

"The voices in my head want to sing on 'American Idol.'"

"We could start a band."

'When I was a youngster I was going to be a Rock GOD, but the allure of working with multi-denominational tax efficient offshore bonds proved too strong.'