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First Piano Lesson

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

He kept up his guitar practise...

Concert Pianist.

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Rainbow Quartet

Saxophone Player.

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Awkward First Dates

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Sinking with your heart

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

'Can we move over there?'