Melodic Dreamer Gifts

First Piano Lesson

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

He kept up his guitar practise...

Concert Pianist.

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Rainbow Quartet

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Saxophone Player.

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Sinking with your heart

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Awkward First Dates

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

You're the cream in my coffee.

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

'Can we move over there?'

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'