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As the Dryer Spins

"Why..... Why, why Delilah? Because she was no good for me"

Trilby - 'Ich habe geliebt und gelebet!'

'Alas! Tattered are the remnants of my life!'

Actor's Union: 'Boy, I could really do without all this drama!'

Scarpia from Tosca

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Out damn Spot

Senta jumps into the sea

Theatre Crowd

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Koko pleads with the Mikado

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Sheep striptease'.

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

Tristan and Isolde

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Actor talking to unimpressed child

Mr. Linkinwater intimates his approval of Nicholas

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

'That is the last time we will ask an actor to cut a cake.'

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Dr Bartolo from Barber of Seville