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"Oh, Harvey, don't be so theatrical!"

Theatre Masks and Butts

Scarpia from Tosca

Lord George brings news of the debate

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

Drama Llama

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"Bentley, I don't care if you are my heir apparent. Stop peeking in here fifty times a day!"

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

'I give it six months.'

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

'That is the last time we will ask an actor to cut a cake.'

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

The Harold Pinter theatre...

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

Dr Bartolo from Barber of Seville