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"Oh, Harvey, don't be so theatrical!"

Theatre Masks and Butts

Scarpia from Tosca

Lord George brings news of the debate

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Actor practising his indian war crys

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

Drama Llama

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

Paul and Debbie.

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

"Bentley, I don't care if you are my heir apparent. Stop peeking in here fifty times a day!"

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

The Harold Pinter theatre...

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

'That is the last time we will ask an actor to cut a cake.'

'I give it six months.'

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

Dr Bartolo from Barber of Seville