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''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"He's aware of his emotions but he has difficulty controlling them."

"Cut the opera, Fred, and go to sleep!"

Damocles

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

The message was clear: Pay up or die. Or maybe it was: Change the water.

'As a boy, I never had to trudge 10 miles through snow to get to school, but as a father I feel I should mention it.'

Girl to other re: Drama Class: 'Is that where all the girls gossip and fight over guys?'

"Oh, he's got such a flair for the dramatic."

"Tia Carmen, your telenovelas are so crazy."

"But what's my MOTIVATION?"

Dr Bartolo from Barber of Seville

Bob liked making a big deal out of needing new glasses.

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Scarpia from Tosca

A little bird told me...

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

The Unhappy King

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

I Pagliacci