Melodic Metalworker Gifts

Worker playing the hammer from the anvil like a flute

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Museum. Celtic smiths were the first to add iron rims to chariot wheels. They should have called them "ferrous wheels"!

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

Workers rest

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

'...but according to your DNA, you'd be much better at smelting.'

Guide to Conservative Economics: Bail-outs

Tune Up Shop.

Japan-Reconstruction

Steel fabricator

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

'Okay, now try it in the gear of 'D'.'

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

"No, let's go with the hook."

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

"Forged in fur"

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

"Looks like you need to cut back on your iron."

"Today, in Metalwork, we learned how to cut a slit in the heads of screws."

Commodities Exchange. Metals. Tin Items or Less.