Melodic Metalworker Gifts

Worker playing the hammer from the anvil like a flute

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

'...but according to your DNA, you'd be much better at smelting.'

Workers rest

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

Guide to Conservative Economics: Bail-outs

Japan-Reconstruction

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

Steel fabricator

'Okay, now try it in the gear of 'D'.'

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

"No, let's go with the hook."

"Forged in fur"

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

"Looks like you need to cut back on your iron."

"Today, in Metalwork, we learned how to cut a slit in the heads of screws."

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."