Megapixel Maven Pillows

'Of course, I remember when we had to make do with just 3.2 megapixels...'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Lego Haircut

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Reporter #6: television.

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

"Good news on Wall Street today"

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."