Meeting Planner Explorer Gifts

'This isn't the meeting. This is the pre-premeeting to talk about when to meet and plan the meeting.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

Create some buzz!

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

A day at the races

Networking

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

A man washing a mascot costume

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Canape?

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

The Streets - Night

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

Trade Show Sherpas

A Woman Holding Canapes

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

Scottish party

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'