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'This isn't the meeting. This is the pre-premeeting to talk about when to meet and plan the meeting.'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'I sent out for everything.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

Create some buzz!

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

A day at the races

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

Networking

A man washing a mascot costume

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

Canape?

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

The Streets - Night

Pearly King and Queen

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

Scottish party

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'