Meeting Entertainer Gifts

"Speaking of creativity, I'd like everyone to take a minute and note how Richard is using his tongue to make it look like he has three lips."

"Extreme miming"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

'See if you can get them to flambe the check, too.'

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

Roller Coasters

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

Pottery Slam

Landing That Tough Account

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

Rand McNally's cartography department enjoys a spirited, after-hours game of charades.

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"She's good because she is our bookkeeper."

'Here's something you need to hear...'

"At my birthday parties you call the shots, but out here you do as I say, soldier!"

'Very impressive Randall! We'd still like to see the financial report.'

Thanks to his leadership, morale was on the upswing.

Man with Yoyo, "He was never over-lavish at entertaining clients."

'My mother sent down some chicken soup to see if that will help.'

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,

'It's 600 bucks regardless of how freaked out your kid gets.'

'The boys in accounting used to give me a hard time about ordering a $1,000 bottle of wine - until I invited them along.'