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'Arnold is a little nervous about meeting you, dad.'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'Ahhh...'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

First love.

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."

Constructing your own prison!

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'