Meet-the-parents Fan T-Shirts

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

First love.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'It would never work, Barry...imagine taking me home to meet your mother!'

Baby in Trunk.

"So you're the artist dating my daughter? I've seen your work...you MUST be starving."

"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

'Why do I have the felling that your parents don't trust me?'

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

'This is Liam, Dad, one of the few people with a degree in both tree hugging and extreme cartwheeling.'

Look Who's Coming to Dinner

Proposing

"He's everything I want in a man."