Meet-the-parents Fan T-Shirts

'Whatever you do, don't stare at my father's glass eye.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

First love.

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"So you're the artist dating my daughter? I've seen your work...you MUST be starving."

'It would never work, Barry...imagine taking me home to meet your mother!'

Baby in Trunk.

"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

'Why do I have the felling that your parents don't trust me?'

"Yes, we met on a blind date, or in your father's case, a blind drunk date."

"He's everything I want in a man."

Audience with the Parent

Proposing

'Mum, Dad! This is my new girlfriend, Pam.'