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"Nothing happens next. This is it."

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'

Inner Help Wanted - Apply Within

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'After deep meditation, I've concluded that money per se doesn't make you happy, but it helps!'

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Mind-Fullness

A buddhist monk sits with an empty in/out box

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'

'Do you suppose it's possible to become TOO enlightened?'

'The first step towards wisdom is accepting that nobody you with knows anything.'

'What did I tell you? -- It's location, location, location!'

"We'll start with the basics - Sit down and shut up."

Working from Om

"Don't just stand there, do nothing."

"You must learn to detach."

"When are you going to get a real job?"

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

"Out of body back in 10 minutes"

'Well, I don't WANT to become one with any Universe that HE'S one with!'

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

Comfort.

'I'm running a special on the naked truth.'

'Everything is illusory? - I WISH!'

'I'm trying to become enlightened, but my stomach keeps growling and interrupting me!'

The shaman of the holy mountain?

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

WISDOM! WHILE IT LASTS!, 'Maybe the sign wasn't such a hot idea after all.'

'A clear case of post-meditative murder.'

'Just once, I'd like to be reincarnated somewhere BELOW ten thousand feet!'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'The truly enlightened don't NEED beer coolers!'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Yin... Yang... Yin... Yang....'