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'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Paul Ree

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

"If you don't like the chicken, perhaps we can have the air marshal shoot a goose."

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

'A lackluster style got me to where I am, and a lackluster style is going to keep me here.'

When the going gets tough the tough gets going...and the rest hide in the washroom and cry.

"Honestly, I hadn't intended to become a congressman, but it was the only job I qualified for in the prison's work-release program."

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

'I don't really have a personal best. I'm just sort of OK all the time.'

Trump supporters raise the Nazi flag after Charlottesville.

'You know you're 40 when...'

The Snowpire

Near-Death Excuses...

British Occupation of Peking-Opium Wars

"While you're not busy we've a few more things we'd like you to do!"

Retraining Unit

'Sorry we've run out of money for meds but I can offer you this fantastic free mug and fridge magnet with our new logo.'

Raising the flag at basra.

Blair's Blood Money.

"President Erdogan said that he is much more than just a politician. From now on it's illegal to depict him."

'Well you should be able to see other countries around Britain...there's nothing wrong with the equipment.'

Puppet therapy

Russia Hacking Our Election? They're Stealing Our Shtick

What really happened to Macron's Tree....

'. . . You're starting an anti-social network. . .'

'And since you're a public figure, you have the right to apologize and get away with it.'

"And on the 5th day, God's agent negotiated digital content rights..."

"O sure, we're in big trouble - why didn't someone say something sooner?"

"I just wanted to call you after the synagogue shooting to let you know your community has my support."

'Well, I've told President Bush that war never can be a solution!' (Putin wearing 'Support our boys in Chechnya' badge.)