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Retraining Unit

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Men dancing

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

Musician

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

"There goes that creepy music again...

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

Conducting the crows.

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

"It says, 'During the Barcelona period he became enamored of the possibilities inherent in virgin space. With a courage-born of the most profound respect for the enigma of the inponderable, he produced, at this time, a series of canvases in which there exists solely an expanse of pregnant white.'"

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

'I get a lot of job offers..'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

The Grim Rapper

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'

'You shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die...'

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

Johannes Brahms.

"Give me first chair or I tell everyone that you're unwinding with bro country."

A patient plays the trumpet while in therapy.

'The best part is when the band starts playing again.'

Songbird on Vase

"I think we're being drummed out of the firm."

"This next piece is dedicated to all of you walking by too busy to listen to it."

'Ask him if he knows anything by Andre Rieu.'