Music Mediocrity Appreciator Gifts

Retraining Unit

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Men dancing

Musician

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"There goes that creepy music again...

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

Conducting the crows.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

'It's a Sam Shepard play with the usual props - burnt toast, live animals, and a penis or two.'

'I get a lot of job offers..'

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

"It says, 'During the Barcelona period he became enamored of the possibilities inherent in virgin space. With a courage-born of the most profound respect for the enigma of the inponderable, he produced, at this time, a series of canvases in which there exists solely an expanse of pregnant white.'"

The Grim Rapper

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'

"Give me first chair or I tell everyone that you're unwinding with bro country."

Waiting for Dogot

Johannes Brahms.

'You shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die...'

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

You have to admit, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow is a defense that's pretty hard to deny.

A patient plays the trumpet while in therapy.

'The best part is when the band starts playing again.'

Songbird on Vase

"I can't sleep, I've just read the weather forecast and I'm afraid that Cliff Richard will sing again..."

'African Idol': A bushman is receiving the judge's opinion which is:' Dat was bad . . . it sound nutting like watta buffeelow!'

"This next piece is dedicated to all of you walking by too busy to listen to it."