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"Before I can write your insurance policy, this place has to be made more accessible. I almost fell in your moat!"

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Knight Golfing

"What the hell took so long?"

The Beard in the Stone

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Missing You.

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Knights of the Square Table.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

Hysterically laughing monster.

The princess and the key

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Beware of the Dragon

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.