Medieval Techie Pillows

'Oh no. A Y1K virus.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Boombox

"I have an app for that."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"My kid could have done that with AI."

"Is there an audio edition?"

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

First O.M.G. church.

Computer literate Monk

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"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Holy phone

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

'He meditates,on the harmony of nature and the meaning of life for a few weeks, and then - Zap! - A new silicon chip.'

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

Guru logs on to 'Why-fi'.

No Connection.

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

Hippex

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

"Can you please just pay the two gold to remove the ads?"

Monk Jokes

"Nice moat."

I'd like to check my e-mail...

"Every time I offer them an upgrade, they click on 'not now'."

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

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