Medieval Techie Pillows

'Oh no. A Y1K virus.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Boombox

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"I have an app for that."

"My kid could have done that with AI."

"Is there an audio edition?"

First O.M.G. church.

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

You Have 1 New Messages

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Computer literate Monk

Holy phone

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

Hippex

"Can you please just pay the two gold to remove the ads?"

'He meditates,on the harmony of nature and the meaning of life for a few weeks, and then - Zap! - A new silicon chip.'

Monk Jokes

No Connection.

Guru logs on to 'Why-fi'.

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

"Nice moat."

I'd like to check my e-mail...

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

Thankyou for choosing our automated service - for venial sins, press one...'

"Like, hello? nothing's wrong with the software. You hit delete. If you want to answer prayers, hit send."