Medieval Money Saver Gifts

'Instead of a medal, could you just give me a tax cut?'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"I just..."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

Fries and kids

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

'How much did you save this year?'

'What if I promise not to look?'

Man posting letter to the IRS.

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

Girl holding money.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

How much would you take off for cash?

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

'So, who's first?'

"And that one's for the relief of anxiety caused by the high cost of medication."

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

'After paying for an investment seminar, I know more about how to invest less money.'

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

Thrift: Live in the sea, make friends with a whale, and shower for free.

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

'The hospital food was terrible, but the savings were substantial.'

"Okay, you've got my arm, here's my damn leg."