Medieval Marshaller Gifts

'As the King lives, I will smite the next man who covers his ears!'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Knight feeding his kids.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Cord cutter

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Joust Sharpener

TV jester.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Knights of the bedside table.

underwater knight