
"But I use all of them!"
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"But I use all of them!"
"You're very interesting, for a civilian."
"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"
Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'
'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'
Billy. The Kid.
"We're following Carrot Top."
"You're on a what?!"
'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'
Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."
Knight feeding his kids.
"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."
Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.
'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'
"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."
"The peasants are revolting Sire."
'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'
'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'
TV jester.
"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"
"The knights of the round accent table"
Joust Sharpener
"Oh great, the printer is down."
'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'
"Downton Abbey Road"
Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.
underwater knight
"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"
Knights of the bedside table.
General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp
Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress
In case of emergency - use tin opener...
'He's been brought in to save the company.'
'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'
'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'
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